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[NSFW] Stuck in the CD drive

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<ElateSword> hi

<ElateSword> I needed some help

<AJ00200> hi ElateSword

<AJ00200> what is the problem

<ElateSword> i got my penis stuck in the cd dvive and now the eject button eont work, i have been here for 3 days !

* auscompgeek slaps ElateSword around a bit with a large trout

<KeLopez> lol

<KeLopez> ElateSword: you're in linux?

<ElateSword> well that doesn't help me at all

<ElateSword> no im in my house

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<KeLopez> hehehe

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<ElateSword> i cant move to far incase my penis falls off !

<Bekarfel> ElateSword have you tried turning your CD drive off and on again?

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<ElateSword> I tried ejecting but it wont work !

<ElateSword> my penis has jamed it i think

<KeLopez> ElateSword: http://www.phdcc.com/download/EjectCD.exe

<ElateSword> that just opened a window asking why I dont shave my man hair off !

<Bekarfel> ElateSword do you have a philips screw driver handy?

<ElateSword> i have my friend phillip if he can help ?

<Bekarfel> yes, he is going to have to restrain you

<ElateSword> he can't, he's my pet dog

<Bekarfel> can he pee?

<Bekarfel> on command

<ElateSword> if i give him a red rocket he might, im not sure

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<ElateSword> i really need help guys, my penis is turning blue

<Sonic> ...

* auscompgeek pokes Noah

<Lara> why did you stick it in there in the first place?

<Gryllida> Mardeg, gavin, kbrosnan

<Noah> ElateSword: enough, other people with real problems are gonna get scared away from asking their question

<Lara> Gryllida: no, I didn't know about that other channel

<ElateSword> i thought it might play a game for me but it didnt it just hurt when it closed

<Lara> and I was afk

<Gryllida> ok

<Noah> ElateSword: so that means you will be kicked if you don't stop with your antics

<auscompgeek> Gryllida: looks like there was no need.

<ElateSword> its ok guys, my penis isnt really stuck, i was just trolling around for a laugh

<Gryllida> ok

<KeLopez> ElateSword: yes we LOLed

<Gryllida> /ignore ElateSword

<KeLopez> and it will be tumbled!

<Lara> this channel is on topic though